The grass IS greener on the other side

While playing outside today with the kiddos, I noticed that the neighbors on both sides of us have greener grass. In fact, ours looks downright brown. I don't normally care about the grass. I mean, the kids run on it, dogs pee on it, and the cat runs outside and eats it. If I care about my grass, then I have to care about the kids running on it, dogs peeing on it and the cat running outside to eat it.

On the other hand, I don't want brown grass.

Where's that Chemlawn guy that was at the door a few weeks ago? The guy that I told I had to check with my husband who wasn't home when POOF, here comes Micah down the street. I threw him under the bus and sent Dave (Chemlawn) into the garage. Heh. Take that. That's what you get for coming home when I'm telling a salesperson you're not.